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City of Raleigh
Paul Y. Coble, Mayor
PROCLAMATION
Whereas, for 28 years Bill Jordan has done
his utmost to destroy radio as a viable entertainment medium, the
last 11 of which have been inflicted on the good people who otherwise
have the good sense to listen to WRAL-FM; and,
Whereas, he is a loving son, loving husband
of Marianne, loving father of Jessica, and devoted guardian of the
Jordan Wild Kingdom; and,
Whereas, as an aficionado of Agent 007, a
faithful failure at golf, a champion snorer, a slick pilferer of
Mike and Ike's at the Ten-Ten buffet, and a worshipful observer
of Duke basketball; and,
Whereas, he is a legend among the fairer
sex, ruling with savoir faire and raw majestic machismo over the
denizens of the Estrogen Den - Schatzie and Angela; and,
Whereas, in his mind he is the New Age's
Fred Astaire, even though his terminal case of White Man's Disease
- which is medically defined as a thorough and absolute lack of
rhythm - has prohibited him from EVER, NOT ONCE, THAT MEANS NEVER
fast-dancing with his wife; and,
Whereas, he is a committed Christian who
has helped raise millions of dollars for the Duke Children's Hospital
and is an active participant in Habitat for Humanity, Make-A-Wish
Foundation, the Tammy Lynn Center and WRAL-TV's Coats for the Children.
Now, therefore do I, Paul Y. Coble, Mayor
of the City of Raleigh, hereby proclaim December 15, 2000
Bill Jordan Day
IN WITNESS THEREOF, I have set my hand and caused
the Great Seal of the City of Raleigh, North Carolina, to be affixed
this Fifteenth Day of December 2000.
Paul Y. Coble (signature)
Mayor
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